BEGINNINGS: AINU STYLE

oedipusmotherfuckingtyrannus:

IN THE BEGINNING, ALL THERE IS IS FUCKLOADS OF WATER. AS USUAL. THE GODS SEND DOWN A BIRD TO SORT THAT SHIT OUT, AND THE BIRD FLAPS ABOUT JUST ABOVE THE WATER. ITS WINGS BLOW THE WATER ASIDE, AND ISLANDS APPEAR. FUCK YES.

THERE ARE STILL NO PEOPLE, THOUGH, SO THE GODS HAVE TO POPULATE THE WORLD….

APHRODITE

oedipusmotherfuckingtyrannus:

ONE OF YOU FUCKERS WANTED SOMETHING ABOUT APHRODITE, SO HERE YOU FUCKING GO.

HOMER SAYS THAT APHRODITE WAS THE DAUGHTER OF ZEUS AND DIONE, WHICH IS PRETTY FUCKING BORING AND HE SEEMINGLY USED THAT VERSION FOR FUCKING PLOT REASONS (SO APHRODITE COULD GO CRYING…

darksoulsdiary:

I’m terrified and intrigued at this design. 
I’ve read about these, they’re called “Zweihanders.” Two handed when translated from it’s foreign dialect. They’re heavy as hell but they certainly do damage.
((I TOLD MY SELF, NO GIANT DAD JOKES. BUT THAT WOULD MEAN I CANNOT APPEASE THE MEME GODS. ))

darksoulsdiary:

I’m terrified and intrigued at this design. 

I’ve read about these, they’re called “Zweihanders.” Two handed when translated from it’s foreign dialect. They’re heavy as hell but they certainly do damage.

((I TOLD MY SELF, NO GIANT DAD JOKES. BUT THAT WOULD MEAN I CANNOT APPEASE THE MEME GODS. ))